our updates

The investor update, finally a product —
so founders don’t have to struggle alone.

MAY 2026 3-MIN PITCH

01 · A FOUNDER STORY

I had a startup
that didn’t go as planned.
I held it in too long,
I didn’t ask for help.

Frustration, Failure, Embarrassment, Disappointment are just some of the feelings
that went through my head. I lost all confidence and didn’t know what to do. I did
not feel that there was anyone I could turn to.

OUR UPDATES · 01 THE FOUNDER STORY

02 · THE TURN

When I finally
told them,
they wished
I’d come
sooner.

THEY WERE SUPPORTIVE, THEY BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE

INVESTOR · 9:47AM

Sorry it’s been so hard.
Can we talk this afternoon?

INVESTOR · 9:51AM

Don’t apologize. I wish you had come
to us sooner.

FOUNDER · 9:58AM

I didn’t know what to say.

INVESTOR · 10:04AM

That’s literally why we’re here.

OUR UPDATES · 02 THE TURN

03 · THE THESIS

Founders don’t ask
for help till it’s too late.

We confuse silence with strength. Investors are there to help. Our Updates
closes the gap between when founder needs help and when they finally ask
for it.

OUR UPDATES · 03 THE THESIS

04 · THE PROBLEM

The monthly update is
broken on both sides.

FOUNDERS

Late, sanitized,
or worse… never sent

Agonized over for hours, written as a chore, prepared to
highlight the positives and shield the negatives.

COST · TIME, TRUST, RUNWAY

INVESTORS

Quarterly PDFs
and a guess

No common shape. No comparable signal across the
portfolio. By the time something shows up, the call is
reactive.

COST · SLOWER HELP, WORSE OUTCOMES

OUR UPDATES · 04 THE BLINDSPOT

05 · THE INSIGHT

Ground truth,
then
narrative.

The best updates don’t start from a blank page. They start from sources of truth and
let the founder provide necessary context.

OUR UPDATES · 05 THE INSIGHT

06 · THE PRODUCT

Three signals.
One shared story.

SIGNAL 01 PLAID

Cash

Cash position, monthly inflow vs. outflow,
current burn. Never transaction-level detail,
directly from the source.

$1.42M RUNWAY · 11 MO

SIGNAL 02 GITHUB

Shipping

Commit velocity, PRs merged, contributor
activity. Is the team still building, or has the
room gone quiet?

+18% VELOCITY · 30D

SIGNAL 03 SLACK

Sentiment

Aggregate team tone over time. Trends, not
transcripts. A weather report, not
surveillance.

−2pt TONE · 30D

OUR UPDATES · 06 GROUND TRUTH LAYER

07 · THE FLOW

Five minutes,
a month.

  1. STEP 01 ~ 0 MIN · AUTOMATIC

    Auto-pull

    Plaid, GitHub and Slack stream the
    month’s ground truth. Founder logs
    in to a half-filled draft.

  2. STEP 02 ~ 3 MIN · FOUNDER

    AI interviews

    A short, contextual AI driven
    interview — “Velocity dropped:
    holiday week, or something else?”
    Real grounding, in the founder’s
    words.

  3. STEP 03 ~ 30 SEC · FOUNDER

    Choose tone

    Direct, optimistic, measured.
    Framing is welcome. Fabrication is
    flagged. Data sits next to the
    narrative. AI pulls it together for
    review.

  4. STEP 04 ~ 1 MIN · REVIEW

    Send + share

    Founder dashboard and investor
    view. Same signal, different surface.
    Both versions, one click.

OUR UPDATES · 07 ~ 5 MIN · NOT HALF A DAY

08 · THE DASHBOARD

A signal-led dashboard,
not a wall of charts.

OURUPDATES.APP / COHORT · MAY 2026 3 SIGNALS · 1 ALERT · LAST SYNC 12M
THE LEDE · AUTO-SUMMARY 1 MISALIGNMENT SURFACED

Cash extended to 11 months; shipping velocity is up +18%;
team sentiment is down −2 pt after a tough launch week.

Founder draft (excerpt) — “May was our biggest shipping month of the year. The sentiment dip is real and tied to the
launch crunch; we’re rolling out a recovery sprint next week…”

CASH · RUNWAY PLAID

$1.42M · 11 mo

Burn ↓ 6% vs last month

SHIPPING · VELOCITY GITHUB

+18% · 142 PRs

Contributors active: 6 / 7

SENTIMENT · TEAM TONE SLACK

−2 pt · 30d

Watch · launch-week dip

OUR UPDATES · 08 FOUNDER VIEW · MOCKUP

09 · THE HONESTY LAYER

Framing, not fabrication.

Investors ask the hard question eventually. We surface the misalignment while the founder is still drafting
so the update becomes a tool for trust, not a tattle-tale.

FOUNDER DRAFT

“The team is heads-down and energized after a great
shipping month — we are firing on all cylinders.”

MISALIGNMENT
GROUND TRUTH · SUGGESTED RE-FRAME

“The team shipped a record month; sentiment cooled
after launch crunch, and we’re running a recovery
sprint this week.”

ALIGNED · INVESTOR-READY
OUR UPDATES · 09 FRAMING ≠ FABRICATION

10 · GO-TO-MARKET

Two wedges
into the same job.

WEDGE 01

Investor-led

SEED & SERIES A FUNDS ·

Funds pay per-seat and roll Our Updates out across their
portfolio. First comparable, structured signal across every
company they’ve backed.

TOP-DOWN · 1 FUND UNLOCKS 30 FOUNDERS

WEDGE 02 - HOW IT EXPANDS

Manager-led

MANAGERS · 5–30 PERSON TEAMS

Same engine, retargeted. Manager-to-org update grounded
in shipping signal and team sentiment. Same job, different
audience.

BOTTOM-UP · SEAT EXPANSION INSIDE THE COMPANY

OUR UPDATES · 10 SAME ENGINE · TWO ICPS

11 · THE TEAM

Lived experience.
Engineering to ship.

Vince Cortese
CO-FOUNDER • CEO

Vince Cortese

CPA and the founder of the startup that didn’t
make it. Owns the experience this product is
built from. Before that, founding CFO of a
venture-backed company through a
successful exit.

  • CPA
  • EX-FOUNDING CFO
  • EXIT
  • EX-FOUNDER
Dan Torzala
CO-FOUNDER • CTO

Dan Torzala

Veteran engineer with years of building
production AI. The hands on the keyboard
that turn integrations and the interview engine
into something founders actually use for 5
minutes every month.

  • ENGINEERING
  • PRODUCTION AI
  • FULL-STACK
OUR UPDATES · 11 BUILT FOR FOUNDERS · BY FOUNDERS

12 · WHY NOW & THE ASK

no founder
should
struggle
alone.

WHY NOW

Mental health awareness is at an all
time high. Being a Founder is a lonely
job. VCs want to help their founders.

ASKING

a16z Speedrun S26 · $1M check,
program, network.

PHASE 1

Plaid + GitHub + Slack live. AI interview
shipped. First fund deploys to 10
portcos.

BY DEMO DAY

3 fund design-partners · 50 founders
sending updates through us.